"I get free black forest ham."
"What’s funny, Sassafras?"
"I’ll just ask them what time I should be there."
"I’m terrible at spelling, plus I smell like soup and wieners."
"Pay for the teeny Kenyan."
"I’m talking to Tiffany, she’s the naughty girl in my computer."
"You have a temporary, permanent marker because you are a temporary employee."
"Yeah, we should definitely elope."
"Will you just try the bottom one?"
"I just cannot catch a break with this."
